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Issue 3- Generation B

December 2, 2002

U.S. intercepts Iraqi order for one million white flags
By Bill Doty - satire taken from Brokennewz

More signs of Saddam's preparations for war. The New York times today announced not only had Iraq ordered 1 million doses of a nerve gas antidote, now high ranking officials of his army have begun placing large orders for white flags.

Iraqi soldiers rush to place orders

"We can only assume the worse" told U.S. General Richard Mortel. "Our military budget cannot once again absorb the cost of housing thousands of surrendering Iraqi soldiers."

In a report released to the press following the Gulf War, the average cost of housing one Iraqi soldier was near $300 a day. Food, clothing, housing, counseling, tennis lessons, can add up fast at a time of war.

The bulk flag orders have be traced to a small sweatshop in Haiti. U.S. Officials are attempting to contact Kathy Lee Gifford to stop the sale.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

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